The Corporate Communication !!

> Engineer to Team Leader:
>
> "We can't do this proposed project. It will involve a major design
> change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. And above
> that, no body in our company knows the formulation in which this
> application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it,
> they can't. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never
> take these type of projects."
>
>
> Team Leader to Project Manager:
>
> "This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any
> staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is
> unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we
> take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a
> project of this nature."
>
>
> Project Manager to General Manager:
>
> "This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have
> much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are
> appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able
> to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete
> it."
>
>
> General Manager to Vice President :
>
> "This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who
> have worked in this area and others who know the implementation
> language. So they can train other people. In my personal opinion we
> should take this project, but with caution."
>
>
> Vice President to CEO :
>
> "This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in
> remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the
> necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some
> people have already given in house training in this area to other staff
> members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by
> us under any circumstances."
>
>
> CEO to Client :
>
> "This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have
> executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust
> me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for
> doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute
> this project successfully and well within the given time frame.